Note: This was one of the first good poems I ever wrote. It was probably written in the early 90's. I have some really bad ones that came before this. I may have to post them just for shits and giggles. Re-reading this one, a...

Note: A few friends were surprised by the happy short story Vanilla Malted. They couldn't believe that I would write something so upbeat. Like I noted, that was written before I realized the extent of my misanthropy. This poem, which has always been one of...